I is a kitty

"New" ID. But "new" is a relative term, isn't it?

Six-year-old Mary loves kitties and the color pink. She also loves her mommy's spinach cream muffins, drawing on every available surface, hiking in the woods with Daddy, watching Sesame Street and Magic School Bus, going to the huge playground at the park across town, swimming, reading all kinds of books, and going to gymnastics class. She loves it when her school's cafeteria serves tuna salad and carrots on Fridays but hates having to learn how to tell time (because she's bad at it!). She firmly believes that there is a secret government bunker underneath her neighborhood and that there are caves in the park behind her house that lead there. Her parents say that the park is a dangerous place but she's convinced it's just a cover story to keep people from going there and discovering the secret.

/6 year old conspiracy theorist, lol.

Weird kids grow up to be weird adults.